Emoji story number two. The last one wasn’t satisfactory, so we’re doing another one. And this one uses more emojis so in should be better. Hopefully.

Here’s the emojis.

So one day there was a frog, and the frog was sad because there was a happy turtle. But then the turtle got run over by a taxi. Then the frog married the turtles wife and that made the frog really happy. But then the turtle came back as an angel and told the frog to divorce his wife. The frog really liked the turtles wife, so he said no. So the turtle hired a monkey with a trumpet to kill the frogs wife. But the monkey loved the frogs wife, so he said no. So the turtle hired a man on a ram to kill the frogs wife. But the man on a ram got the wrong woman, so the turtle fired him. The turtle was then really sad because the woman that the man on a ram hit was the owner of his favourite sushi place. Then the monkey was shocked because the woman that had run the sushi place was his wife, so he went to get revenge on the turtle. So he hired a chick to run him over with a van. But the government noticed all these attacks on the frog, so they airlifted him out with a helicopter. But some people in the government thought that they shouldn’t be giving so much security to a frog, so they got a different van to kill the frog. But the frog had a cookie thing, and he gave it to an elephant so he would break the van. But the government had a subway so they hit the elephant with the subway. The frog needed protection from the government so he hired a snake with a cop car. The snake also employed a live laugh love cat to help. But the government poisoned the cat with bonbons and hired a sporty angel and a demon koala to hit the snake with a subway. The frog then hired a ramen eating tiger to fight the government. They ordered some dessert from an asian place and a lollypop for sustenance and went to confront the turtle and the government once and for all. But they got hit and killed by a Payed Associate subway. The end.

The ending seemed kind of abrupt. But no one really understands great literary works, do they?